Pre-warning - NOT for the fainthearted male


Vital Football Legend
A man is believed to have cut off his testicles before bursting into All Saints Church in Hutton, Essex, shortly before a couple were due to get married
Rev Wallace told the Huffington Post UK: 'Somebody came into the church having self harmed outside.
'Guests started to arrive for the wedding but were told they were not allowed to go inside.'


The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
To be fair, easy mistake to make, I'm sure we've all had a pair of scissors and a 'nearly' incident in our lives...


Oh right... :12: