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Pre-warning - NOT for the fainthearted male

kefkat

Vital Football Legend
#1
A man is believed to have cut off his testicles before bursting into All Saints Church in Hutton, Essex, shortly before a couple were due to get married
Rev Wallace told the Huffington Post UK: 'Somebody came into the church having self harmed outside.
'Guests started to arrive for the wedding but were told they were not allowed to go inside.'

Cont:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2426477/Man-cuts-testicles-bursting-church-just-half-hour-couple-married.html
 

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
#5
To be fair, easy mistake to make, I'm sure we've all had a pair of scissors and a 'nearly' incident in our lives...

No?

Oh right... :12: