Calvin Plummer
Vital Football Legend
And fairy liquid.
Mild green hairy lipped squid?
And fairy liquid.
Yeah something like that!Mild green hairy lipped squid?
Yeah something like that!
????? I must be thick, don't understand.
I don't think he was being deliberately obtuse chap.I'm sure you're not thick, you just need to look at it from the right angle...........
I don't think he was being deliberately obtuse chap.
Not sure chap...Is there something I should know?How are Duran Duran these days, chaps?
(sounds bollocks at the minute but I'll look a genius in a few pips time )
Not sure chap...Is there something I should know?
Not boring.
beg and I'll tell you immediately
I don't think he was being deliberately obtuse chap.
Beg chap? There is no way I am saving a prayer for the morning afterwards chap!beg and I'll tell you immediately
Roll over and i'll give u a scooby snack
They're all better when you just skip straight to the punch line!Don't forget Hans the dishwasher.
Wrong band, duck!!!
It takes me back. In one of my previous lives I used to compile the jokes page of various, erm, top-shelf magazines. I've nicked all these vile, vile jokes and puns in the past.
If I was still doing that gig, I'd shamelessly take them and recycle them ad nauseamDont u think its time you took them back chap?
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