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It's worth noting that this Councillor is a devotee of David Icke..who believes (quite rightly of course) that the luminatii, the Royals and all those in power are Aliens in human skin..
http://order-order.com/2013/06/18/labour-politician-admits-fathering-lovechild-with-alien/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+guidofawkes+%28Guy+Fawkes%27+blog+of+parliamentary+plots%2C+rumours+and+conspiracy%29
June 18th, 2013
Labour Politician Admits Fathering Lovechild… With Alien
Labour’s Simon Parkes, beamed down from the mothership to his seat on Whitby Town Council when he’s not on a different planet, has confessed he has a secret lovechild named Zarka after an extra-terrestrial tryst with an alien he calls the Cat Queen. His wife isn’t pleased now the truth is out there:
“My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.”
Probed further, Parkes says his real mother is a 9 foot alien with green fingers:
“Two green stick things came in. I was aware of some movement over my head. I thought, ‘they’re not mummy’s hands, mummy’s hands are pink’. I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain. It says ‘I am your real mother, I am your more important mother’.”
Helpfully he has even drawn a 4-dimensional sketch of what the little green men look like:
Perhaps this is an example of what those anti-gay marriage Tories were warning us about…
http://order-order.com/2013/06/18/labour-politician-admits-fathering-lovechild-with-alien/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+guidofawkes+%28Guy+Fawkes%27+blog+of+parliamentary+plots%2C+rumours+and+conspiracy%29
June 18th, 2013
Labour Politician Admits Fathering Lovechild… With Alien
Labour’s Simon Parkes, beamed down from the mothership to his seat on Whitby Town Council when he’s not on a different planet, has confessed he has a secret lovechild named Zarka after an extra-terrestrial tryst with an alien he calls the Cat Queen. His wife isn’t pleased now the truth is out there:
“My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.”
Probed further, Parkes says his real mother is a 9 foot alien with green fingers:
“Two green stick things came in. I was aware of some movement over my head. I thought, ‘they’re not mummy’s hands, mummy’s hands are pink’. I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain. It says ‘I am your real mother, I am your more important mother’.”
Helpfully he has even drawn a 4-dimensional sketch of what the little green men look like:
Perhaps this is an example of what those anti-gay marriage Tories were warning us about…
