Coleman in the Checkatrade was a good one, blaming the way Lincoln play for his side's defeat (!) and also claiming that the big crowd (3,026) was intimidating for his players and the officials. God knows what he thought of the 7,696 who came back eleven days later to intimidate his side into losing again.
Mark Cooper always looks like he has been sucking lemons in every post-match interview, and therefore must be nominated automatically after every game.
Lastly, I would nominate every losing manager who trots out the infamous 'the way they play' argument and uses the word 'direct'.