seanbeanstattoo
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No work this week aya so it’s party till I drop
by that time I’d moved onto the lumumbas imagining I was on my jollies
Don't tell me you've managed to source Laccau ? Or do you just use choccy milk shake?
Our FITZY in a 2 way tie for the lead
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Don't tell me you've managed to source Laccau ? Or do you just use choccy milk shake?
Cheapo choccy you should know that by now m8
seanbeanstattoo
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Putting lol this one here instead of the Shouldn't laugh thread!
Paddy goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
"What is your sin, my son?" The priest asks back.
"Well," Paddy starts, "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible."
"When did you do use this awful language?" said the priest.
"I was golfing and hit an incredible drive but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 50 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Father." Said Paddy.
"After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asked the Father again.
"Well, no." said Paddy, "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"Is THAT when you swore?" asked the amazed Priest.
"No, not yet." Paddy replied. "As the eagle carried the squirrel away, it flew towards the green. And as it passed over the green, the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked the now impatient Priest.
"No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree,careened off a big rock and rolled through a sand trap onto the green and stopped within six inches of the hole."
"You missed the f**king putt, didn't you?" sighed the Priest.
Paddy goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
"What is your sin, my son?" The priest asks back.
"Well," Paddy starts, "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible."
"When did you do use this awful language?" said the priest.
"I was golfing and hit an incredible drive but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 50 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Father." Said Paddy.
"After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asked the Father again.
"Well, no." said Paddy, "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"Is THAT when you swore?" asked the amazed Priest.
"No, not yet." Paddy replied. "As the eagle carried the squirrel away, it flew towards the green. And as it passed over the green, the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked the now impatient Priest.
"No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree,careened off a big rock and rolled through a sand trap onto the green and stopped within six inches of the hole."
"You missed the f**king putt, didn't you?" sighed the Priest.
seanbeanstattoo
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seanbeanstattoo
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Have just found out I won over £1000 on Matt's win
Congrats Aya. That's a week somewhere nice paid for!
Good job IBF can’t DM youHave just found out I won over £1000 on Matt's win
well done aya
Grayblade
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BRILLIANT!Have just found out I won over £1000 on Matt's win
