Greavswasthegreatest
Vital Football Legend
80deg16minW - 12/2/2016 13:43
Greavsie this one is for you....
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu.
Not bad 80!
Bloke dies and floats up to heaven. At the pearly gates he meets god who syas, do me a favour, I need a holiday, can you guard the gates and only let in anyone who can pass a little test. Ok god says the man...at which point god packs his bags and goes off to Scarborough.
A while later a bloke floats up to the pearly gates and the man says 'you can only enter if you answer this correctly'...ok says the man...spell LOVE......l o v e...well done come in. A little while later a woman floats up and he says you can only come in if you answer this correctly...spell peace ...she replies P E A C E....well done, you can come in.
Th next floater happens to be the man's wife...hello she says I have come to join you in heaven...the man again says thats ok, but first you must answer this question correctly...ok says his wife.....
...spell haemorrhoid