NUFC v Brighton | Vital Football

NUFC v Brighton

20 mins gone and 0-0. Both teams will be there or thereabouts. In the relegation dog fight. Pile of shite so far.
 
Unbelievable! It is so bad I am considering going to the shop to buy more alcohol to make this as painless as possible.

Almiron deserves a special mention for being incredibly shit! Who scouted this fuckwit?
 
Are Newcastle the home team? They're worse than scheeve's team. Can't see the squad having more than 20 goals in it Al season. Although I forget we have super Andy to save the day
 
Shelvey has touched the ball twice in the last 10 mins, both times to take a free kick. Waste of a shirt
 
Even worse to see with all those empty seats.
Will it be more empty seats every week?

I was planning to buy a flight ticket again for this match, but my head said: wait till they play more decent....:censored:
 
Is it just me or does watching F1 seem much more appealing than watching this dross?

Operation Acquire Alcohol has been a complete success. 12 cans of Strongbow dark fruit and a bottle of wine!