NOW's my chance!

[The Fear]

at last, the news you've all been waiting for... Cheryl is mine, all mine...

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/09/cheryl-cole-tre-holloway-split_n_4068199.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

And in the darkened underpass
I thought oh God
My chance has come at last
But then a strange FEAR gripped me...

Looks like my chance is here at last!!!!!!!!!

 

[gator]

I think your not sure what strange means.

 

[Pride of Lions]

You're more than welcome JF.............

 

[sirdennis]

Seriously , she does nothing for me at all.

 

[randy.stand]

Not the first woman to say that about you, JF...

 

[The Fear]

The worlds a critic... Pah, your negativity just feeds my optimism! :17:

 

[The Fear]

sirdennis - 11/10/2013 16:55

Seriously , she does nothing for me at all.

I should think not, we are mates and she's my missus. Jeez!!!! :2:

 

[kefkat]

The Fear - 11/10/2013 17:50

sirdennis - 11/10/2013 16:55

Seriously , she does nothing for me at all.

I should think not, we are mates and she's my missus. Jeez!!!! :2:

I hope you will both be very happy and we will all get an invite to the wedding :17:

 

[Clubpaver]

Skinny little urchin !

And with that,I`ll bid you all farewell and join Villatalk :17:

 

[BodyButter]

When I was in uni there was a girl from Newcastle who had the hots for me but I passed. I couldn't listen to that stupid accent for the rest of my life.

Cheryl ain't bad looking but one 'woy oy, man' and she'd be straight out the door.

 

[Wurzel]

She has coloured in her arse hasn't she?

 

[mike_field]

She did with Ash :10:

 

[Wurzel]

Flicking or stubbing out?

 

[mike_field]

She doesn't smoke, what a horrible habit.

 

[Wurzel]

Shame I've got a stubby that needs handling.

 

[mike_field]

It's no longer on your avatar!

Anyway, relight the bugger if you have to be so horrible.

I can't help, I'm off for a fag.

 

[SKEGGY]

She's very common