NOW's my chance!

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
#1
at last, the news you've all been waiting for... Cheryl is mine, all mine...

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/09/cheryl-cole-tre-holloway-split_n_4068199.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

And in the darkened underpass
I thought oh God
My chance has come at last
But then a strange FEAR gripped me...

Looks like my chance is here at last!!!!!!!!!
 

kefkat

Vital Football Legend
#8
The Fear - 11/10/2013 17:50

sirdennis - 11/10/2013 16:55

Seriously , she does nothing for me at all.
I should think not, we are mates and she's my missus. Jeez!!!! :2:
I hope you will both be very happy and we will all get an invite to the wedding :17:
 

BodyButter

Vital Football Legend
#10
When I was in uni there was a girl from Newcastle who had the hots for me but I passed. I couldn't listen to that stupid accent for the rest of my life.

Cheryl ain't bad looking but one 'woy oy, man' and she'd be straight out the door.