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North Korean citizens told: Socialist haircuts are a thing... go get some

englishhippy

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The North Korean government has issued haircut guidance for its citizens and chosen 28 hairstyles it deems "appropriate" for members of the single-party state. According to the WantChina Times, photos of the 28 haircuts recommended by the totalitarian regime have been issued to salons around the country. The cuts were chosen for being comfortable and resistant to Western influences.

In the new 28-haircut system, long hair for men, spikes, extravagant fringes, buzz cuts are all out. Married women are allowed shorter hair, but unmarried women have to keep their hair longer. Old men are allowed to let their hair grow up to 7cm, but younger men are urged to get their hair cut every 15 days.

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Harsh


But ultimately fair!

Do they mention the desirable level for ear hair in the report English Hippy?
 
28 hairstyles? The opulent bastards!

Fear, you should consider getting with the times and adding another hairstyle to the approved list. The skin head is getting a bit boring now.