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The ones that go can't ever moan about what fatty does, because they are the reason he is still here. they are the reason benitez is gone, because if they boycotted games fatty would have sold up long ago, and a new owner no doubt would have kept benitez as manager.

"Support the team not the regime" what a load of fucking horseshit.
 
Thick as fuck bbc that can be the only reason, if they really loved NUFC they would do all they could to rid it of the cancer that is Ashley sadly they are happy to feed it week in week out
 
The lies continue. An exclusive tonight has Ashley blaming the takeover Arabs in that they dont want Rafa if they take over. Far too many holes in the story to really bother debating because there was supposed to be 2 or 3 parties interested and you wouldnt bow down to demands before a deal was signed.
 
He likes to impose his power because other than his wealth he's probably just a small cocked, fat ****
No wonder his wife fucked off - imagine lying in bed with that horrible **** - he probably doesn't sleep for thinking whose fucking life he 's going to make a misery when he gets up.
 
Supporters targeting his local pub and house. Only a few but it's a start. The coppers sent an armed response vehicle for 3 or 4 fans. Can you imagine if a couple of hundred turned up.
 
Supporters targeting his local pub and house. Only a few but it's a start. The coppers sent an armed response vehicle for 3 or 4 fans. Can you imagine if a couple of hundred turned up.

Good! It's no more than the fat, odious, greedy **** deserves! I hope hundreds do start showing up and giving him dogs abuse. After all, he's shat and pissed on NUFC fans for 12 years.
 
Supporters targeting his local pub and house. Only a few but it's a start. The coppers sent an armed response vehicle for 3 or 4 fans. Can you imagine if a couple of hundred turned up.

Fair fucks to them, it’s more than thousands up here have been arsed to do, more of this I say.
 
There is a whisper doing the rounds that Ashley wants to get the supporters on side with a candidate who has been a playing legend for the club. No, not Lee Clark, he is already taken, as is Mike Williamson, Sol Campbell may have put his hat in the ring. Steve Watson feels that York City are a much more ambitious club with a bigger transfer budget.

Shearer has been there before and Nobby Solano has a bit of a trek to make and is still involved in the Copa America whereas KK is a no go for Ashley. There are some former NUFC players out there, working as assistant managers and keen to make the step up. Charnley is understood to have approached Eccleshill United to see if we can afford the release clause for Des Hamilton on the basis that he knows how to prepare a team to play in front of small crowds .

Charnley did embarrass himself by approaching Valencia before being told by the Valencia board "no, our manager qualified for Europe, I think you want the Marcelino with a dodgy thumb".
 
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Scouring the web tonight I noticed that former Watford boss Quique Sánchez Flores has resigned from a job he had in China. He fits the Ashley bill perfectly and may be worth lumping on at 33-1
 
Club Statement 8th Aug 2019 - "NUFC have been working very hard to secure the services of a head coach who can take the club to the next level. There has been many applicants for the role and Mr Charnley has decided to appoint a new team of Ben Dawson, Neil Redfearn and Shola Ameobi. All have footballing pedigree and have highlighted that players performing in the women's world cup do not cost as much as men. We have placed bids in for Alex Morgan of the USA and Brazilian wonder woman Marta. Not only will they not cost as much but it will prove to distract premier league defenders as they will be too busy drooling.
 
Club Statement 8th Aug 2019 - "NUFC have been working very hard to secure the services of a head coach who can take the club to the next level. There has been many applicants for the role and Mr Charnley has decided to appoint a new team of Ben Dawson, Neil Redfearn and Shola Ameobi. All have footballing pedigree and have highlighted that players performing in the women's world cup do not cost as much as men. We have placed bids in for Alex Morgan of the USA and Brazilian wonder woman Marta. Not only will they not cost as much but it will prove to distract premier league defenders as they will be too busy drooling.


Hahaha, I will lump some money on that statement to be 100% correct. One of your newspapers, think it's the Sun, had a line that the new manager will be given 100 million quid to recruit. What a joke.
 
What the Sun don't mention or know is the 100 million is spread over the next 11 transfer windows. It includes all wages, agents fees & 20 mill' pa repayment to Fat Mike on his 'interest free' loan.
I'm desperate to see who they manage to get
 
Kevin Nolan has been kissing Mike's arse on talkshite
There is a whisper doing the rounds that Ashley wants to get the supporters on side with a candidate who has been a playing legend for the club. No, not Lee Clark, he is already taken, as is Mike Williamson, Sol Campbell may have put his hat in the ring. Steve Watson feels that York City are a much more ambitious club with a bigger transfer budget.

Shearer has been there before and Nobby Solano has a bit of a trek to make and is still involved in the Copa America whereas KK is a no go for Ashley. There are some former NUFC players out there, working as assistant managers and keen to make the step up. Charnley is understood to have approached Eccleshill United to see if we can afford the release clause for Des Hamilton on the basis that he knows how to prepare a team to play in front of small crowds .

Charnley did embarrass himself by approaching Valencia before being told by the Valencia board "no, our manager qualified for Europe, I think you want the Marcelino with a dodgy thumb".

This isn't actually far off as the Nolan stuff today proves.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spo...ll-transcript-kevin-nolans-explosive-16535623
 
So, Rafa off the wage bill, expect Dawson and Redfearn to 'be given some time to prove their worth'. £erez off the wage bill and a very tidy profit trousered. Who else will go in a quick bit of asset-stripping? Longstaff? Can FC keep his greed in check till the next window where that player may have given the big spenders in the Premiership a bit more time to see what he's really worth?

And Nolan's a club 'legend', isn't he? Bit of a ham-fisted attempt at getting the job, but facing relegation in March, FC will be looking for a genuine leader of men...

Oh? Takeover you say? I thought that was all going to be done and dusted by the end of June.

The only spectacle at Newcastle these days, is watching quite how much the sheep love being fleeced. Are the seats now fitted with dildoes so they can actually take it up the bum whilst watching?