No doubt we would fall out and start arguing who was paying!!
Probably... or ...
But I like lager more than you,
no you don't and my bar person had better delivery
but that's down to the manager and I earn more because of my education
no, 'cos I like Guinness actually and Beryl is much better - although, she is much more expensive and was signed originally by Old Beer 'Ed although, Sophie from the Labour Club has worked her way up
but Adam's finishing touches to the white wine spritzer should not be overlooked - he is one for the future and is part of the new regime, rather than relying on has beens
what about Kosta or Djembe, they are so creative and whilst there may be issues around citizenship the managers mate from Corfu recommends them highly
they lack consistency, because they are 'poly educated - so zero hours contract for me and that blokes a crook
his shit.... * said the bloke strumming in the corner
but my wife is fitter than yours
Brexit, blah, blah, Corbyn, Tories
I've heard similar
shit wrong pub
TEXT MESSAGE: (from Woanz) - I'm not coming because of the chap who owned that boozer in 1973
BAR PERSON:
Have you decided what you want to drink yet gents?... match started 10 mins ago you know!