Detritus
Vital Squad Member
And there was me thinking it was just because I'm a fat b'stard when, in fact, it's the wife's fault all the time.https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/...kes-you-look-fat-vertical-or-horizontal-lines
^ Actually the opposite is true.
Other research has shown that the reason why clothes might look unflattering in size is due to that donut / takeaway / full english fry up etc that you ate last night / morning.
