Neil Harris signs Lionel Messi

[Steeeeeeves]

‘s birthday card. X x x

 

[Lark]

ILSJ?

 

[Steeeeeeves]

ILSJ?

How dare you!

 

[Trashbat]

Worst attempted whooosh EVER.

can’t wait for the season to start. I’m bored.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Worst attempted whooosh EVER.

can’t wait for the season to start. I’m bored.

So it didn’t go well… It was s’posed to be a piss take of the whooshes.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

Worst attempted whooosh EVER.

can’t wait for the season to start. I’m bored.

Have you got nothing else in your life?

 

[Trashbat]

Have you got nothing else in your life?

Nope. I spend most of my spare time on this forum.

 

[Trashbat]

So it didn’t go well… It was s’posed to be a piss take of the whooshes.

In which case I have been whooshed. Nice move.

 

[Steeeeeeves]

In which case I have been whooshed. Nice move.

There was no attempt to lure anyone into a trap. I most humbly apologise for any hurt or offence I may have inadvertently caused.

I must point out that I have a condition which means I can’t actually type whilst sweating, so I must be innocent Of the things I have been accused of.