Neighbour Problem - Need Help!!!

McGrath4Pope

Vital Squad Member
OK - I've been mulling this over for two weeks and really don't know where else to turn.

We moved into a new house last November and are coming to the end of a substantial refurb/extension which we believe will result in a hefty profit whenever we should decide to sell. It's on a lovely quite Cul de Sac with just 5 houses - the property directly opposite us has sold recently and the new occupants have moved in.

I went over and introduced myself and they seemed nice people, then the next day it happened - I notice on the Friday morning he's leaving for work in a full Birmingham City training kit, he doesn't come home Friday night, arrives back around 11.30pm Saturday. I'm beginning to fear the worst. Then last Saturday he comes home as I'm going out, he looks pleased as punch, and with good reason, it's because it's Wes Thomas and he's scored the winner for the Scum that day!

All the hard work getting our house perfect only for one of the great unwashed from the sty to arrive!!! What would be a reasonable course of action to take?

N.B. The whole incident has taught me one valuable lesson: when chatting to people don't assume that everyone is into football. I found this out making the joke "have you seen who's moved in over the road? That's going to knock down house prices" to someone who had no idea about who the new neighbour was, he'd merely seen a black man and his Asian wife coming and going - he's avoided chatting to me since, I think I'm now known as 'the racist at number 1'.
 
He doesn't come home Friday night.

Are you not considering painting the front of his house claret and blue lol
 
I'd start hanging Villa scarves etc out of the bedroom windows etc and invite all your Villa supporting mates round for a bbq and let it be known that you know who he is. Alternatively egg his house lol
 
mike_field - 22/8/2014 16:45

He doesn't come home Friday night.

Are you not considering painting the front of his house claret and blue lol

Presume they stay in a hotel (well, kip in lay-by with their budget) the night before away games. Blouse must be away tomorrow...

Interesting...
 
starchild65 - 22/8/2014 16:47

I'd start hanging Villa scarves etc out of the bedroom windows etc and invite all your Villa supporting mates round for a bbq and let it be known that you know who he is. Alternatively egg his house lol

Vital Villa BBQ/house party next week then - the Mrs. will be delighted!

Sorry Clive, you're not invited - blues players and Yam Yams will put me into negative equity! :10: :17:
 
Send the kids over with a brown paper bag full of dog shit.Put it on the floor by the door,then set fire to the bag,then ring the bell.
Of course,you just peep over the fence and watch.
Play hi ho silver lining very loud while this is going on.
When he comes out and stamps on the bag to put the fire out,everyone sings ,"Shit,and you know you are,you`re shit and you know you are".

Just a thought
 
Send him a job lot of bacon and a few pigs should sort it out. Alternatively you could arrange to put his house up for sale :17:

Dire situation to be in. I feel for you..
 
What a nightmare , can't you contact the council there must be some ancient by law that means he has to play for someone else in order to live there.
 
kefkat - 23/8/2014 12:13

Just one problem with that Clive. McGrath might not want to divorce

Oh you always have to go into the nitty gritty useless details that are not important don't you :139:
 
ClivetheVillan - 23/8/2014 12:15

kefkat - 23/8/2014 12:13

Just one problem with that Clive. McGrath might not want to divorce

Oh you always have to go into the nitty gritty useless details that are not important don't you :139:

Think of the cost Clive. McGrath only just his extension finished. Hefty divorce costs and more equity in the house.

Perhaps Mrs McGrath could............. hmm :10:

What a complex situation for McGrath. It should be a criminal offence this sty moving in
 
Do I get to supply the 'water' for the challenge Skeggy - maybe we could all make a 'contribution'?

For those who suggested an affair with his Mrs - she's nice, and heavily pregnant! Also, as pointed out by Kefkat, my own wife may not look on it too sympathetically! Finally, I might catch 'bluenose', I think it can be contracted that way, like a disease.

They did ask me if I can recommend a decorator yesterday - anyone fancy stepping up? I'll pay for the replacement claret & blue paint and take the time to swap the labels from the colours they bought...

...it's almost too simple...mwahahahaha!!!