The Fear
A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
Done a review innit... Is it? Yes, it is...
This place is the bomb.
Or is it da bomb....
Maybe I should just say good.
But then, good is a bit bland and the meat here is anything but bland.
Maybe great then?
Yeah, this place is great: http://www.musclefood.com/
I’ve all but stopped buying my meat anywhere else now, I’ve just not found better quality than at muscle food and they also do my boiled eggs for me now, so I can be ultra lazy.
I say lazy, I mean ultra efficient.
Ok, ok, I actually do mean lazy but why cook 30 eggs yourself when these dudes or indeed dudetts are willing to do it for me?
Yes, you see, the sort of life changing questions I ponder.
So far I’ve had fillet, sirloin, rump and flat iron (nooooo, not those sort of irons, and certainly not an i product, that would involve apples and they don’t sell them) steaks, plus horse, zebra, ostrich and gammon from them.
Oh and also, I get my nuts from there, as if I’m not potentially nuts enough. Almonds to be specific. Oh and chicken sausages, hmmmm, lovely.
All the protein I need for my training in a simple to order from company, delivered in a funky cooler box and sometimes I even get to talk to the delivery lady which counts as my ‘I must talk to one real person each day..... voices inside my own head don’t count’ rule.
There, I’ve done a review, genuine as you’ll see because I’ve also left loads of reviews on their individual products on the site. I’m now down to get a 32oz steak and look forward to my meat coma.
Apologies to all vegetarians, this review really isn’t for you.
This place is the bomb.
Or is it da bomb....
Maybe I should just say good.
But then, good is a bit bland and the meat here is anything but bland.
Maybe great then?
Yeah, this place is great: http://www.musclefood.com/
I’ve all but stopped buying my meat anywhere else now, I’ve just not found better quality than at muscle food and they also do my boiled eggs for me now, so I can be ultra lazy.
I say lazy, I mean ultra efficient.
Ok, ok, I actually do mean lazy but why cook 30 eggs yourself when these dudes or indeed dudetts are willing to do it for me?
Yes, you see, the sort of life changing questions I ponder.
So far I’ve had fillet, sirloin, rump and flat iron (nooooo, not those sort of irons, and certainly not an i product, that would involve apples and they don’t sell them) steaks, plus horse, zebra, ostrich and gammon from them.
Oh and also, I get my nuts from there, as if I’m not potentially nuts enough. Almonds to be specific. Oh and chicken sausages, hmmmm, lovely.
All the protein I need for my training in a simple to order from company, delivered in a funky cooler box and sometimes I even get to talk to the delivery lady which counts as my ‘I must talk to one real person each day..... voices inside my own head don’t count’ rule.
There, I’ve done a review, genuine as you’ll see because I’ve also left loads of reviews on their individual products on the site. I’m now down to get a 32oz steak and look forward to my meat coma.
Apologies to all vegetarians, this review really isn’t for you.
