Mormon founder had over 40 wives

SKEGGY

Bringer Of The Seasons
The Mormon church have admitted that their founder had over 40 wives. The randy bugger



http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/11/mormon-church-admits-founder-joseph-smith-40-wives?CMP=twt_gu
 
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Paul Heaton The Beauty South founder was quick to dismiss rumours their debut hit was written in homage to the Mormon founder
 
FFS he must have had a big bed the dirty jammy bugger come on Ian how many have you got?
 
Well if there was ever a good reason for making stuff up.....

The Mormon story by southpark :35:


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SKEGGY - 11/11/2014 15:52

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The ‘Pearl of Great Price’, the other Joseph Smith publication alleging itself to be a translation of ancient Egyptian papyri. Smith purchased a pile of papyri from a traveling mummy salesman in Ohio and declared them to be long-lost writings by Abraham and Moses.


As you do!

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.


 
Mormon beliefs were started by Joseph Smith, a convicted con artist, from Palmyra, New York, who allegedly found golden plates, which he translated to become the Book of Mormon. He claimed in 18 + different accounts 18 different reasons for finding the plates, but the official church reason is that God the father, who has a body of flesh and bones, told him all churches were an abomination and he must restore the true gospel. A few years later, before completing the translation, but after this alleged first vision, Joseph Smith joined one of these abominable churches. Why would he do that?

When someone stole his first translation, he was unable to retranslate it again, and instead provided a “different version” because “God told him to” after a 6 month + hiatus from translating. Nobody has ever “seen the plates” except with their “spiritual eyes.” Also a single artifact or scientific evidence verifying the Book of Mormon has never been found.

Joseph Smith also started his own army and declared himself king of the world. Narcissim much?


And people believe him!

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.





 
I want to see The Book Of Mormon apparently it's very funny. One of the characters gets the Book of Mormon mixed up with Star Wars lol
 
Anybody that can take 40 women nagging and put up with that is amazing in my book, i can't take one of the buggers let alone 40 ffs
 
So what?
Brigham Young had 55.
Incidentally, the headline prefacing the article that "The Church had claimed for 200 years that Smith was monogamous" is totally inaccurate. It has never been denied. Furthermore, the Church was only founded in 1830 so, as the Americans say, "do the math".
Polygamy was discontinued in the 1890s so VOTN and I have only one wife each. I can't speak for him but one is quite enough for me.
Joseph Smith was, to say the least, a controversial figure. Most books about him are either hatchet jobs (eg "No Man Knows My History" - which has the merit of being very scholarly) or fluff pieces (such as the hagiography written by his mother).
The best biography I've read is "Rough Stone Rolling" by Richard L Bushman. It's a warts and all account which argues that it is possible for the same man to be both an imperfect person and a prophet.
 
Lol Brigham Young was the 2nd President of the Mormon church.


I believe that the sun should have a young virgin sacrificed to it every midsummers day.

Hey it's just a silly as believing in an imaginary friend