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In fairness to the OP, who exactly is going to get involved in a thread like this and run the risk of being labelled as a premature ejaculator?


I have tried desensitising but its not working. I just get excited by the development of these fine young men.
 
I have tried desensitising but its not working. I just get excited by the development of these fine young men.


Desensitising is so passe!

You should try the Yaxley-Lennon formula, its all the rage now.

It gets four stars on Trust Pilot but the reviews are quite mixed:

"After months of soiling my pants during fore play, a friend recommended the Yaxley-Lennon formula; in no time at all I was back riding the wife like a stolen bike."

"Excessive usage can lead to some nasty side effects though; after a pretty heavy week I was caught perpetrating mortgage fraud and giving the wife a back hander, so be careful with your usage"
T Robinson, Luton.

"I didn't work for me, but the chicks round our way are just not big enough or black enough for my liking"
AC, Beeston.