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Monday joke (ng)

My wife tried to buy a large tartan design vibrator from a sex shop but the manager said "I'm sorry that's my thermos flask".
 
There will be no Nativity this year, because the Three Wise Men face a travel ban; The shepherds have been furloughed; the innkeeper has shut under Tier 3 regulations and a slump in bookings. Santa won't be working, as he would break the rule of Six with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Donner and Blitzen. As for Rudolph, with that red nose, he needs to isolate and take a test...