Monday joke (ng)

[chris who]

Tomorrow is national no bra day .Please get all the women in your life to show their support. Because last year's event was a bit of a flop.

 

[jokerman]

According to today's Times, there's an emerging Mount Everest scandal involving fake illnesses, unnecessary helicopter rescues and dodgy insurance claims (true). Honestly, how low can some people go?

 

[A. Bloke]

 

[PhilK66]

 

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[Trev_GFC]

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Good grief that is the most terrible and funniest joke I’ve seen on here in some time.

 

[Trev_GFC]

And on Easter Sunday Jesus did rise decreeing that the Big Tesco must close in his honour, but the express store can stay open for essentials.

 

[Trev_GFC]

 

[timnolongerinbrisban]

 

[PhilK66]

 

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[LSB2]

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I bet she told the guys that she knew a shortcut, and that they would have got the quicker if they’d have just listened to her…

 

[PhilK66]

 

[PhilK66]

 

[PhilK66]

 

[MK Gills]

And on Easter Sunday Jesus did rise decreeing that the Big Tesco must close in his honour, but the express store can stay open for essentials.

Like this. I started working nights at Tesco Buckingham a few weeks ago. Had Saturday night off as closed on Easter Sunday. Only contracted for three nights over the weekend, so I had a quietish few days.

 

[GRSoldie]

I bet she told the guys that she knew a shortcut, and that they would have got the quicker if they’d have just listened to her…

When I first read this I thought she was offering them a quickie.