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Monday joke (ng)

At the dentist…

“This is quite unusual Madam, you don’t have any teeth at all”

“You’re here for a smear test?, that’s next door”
 
Charlie was delighted he was finally allowed to enter the chocolate factory because his girlfriend had been dead against it for years
 
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Celebrating hump day with some casual(?) racism

https://twitter.com/x/status/1861529209383821491
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Very funny. No racist because it takes the piss out of racists and racial stereotypes.

Simlarly I still like the Lou and Andy sketches from Little Britain. Soppy Social Worker and Andy 'disabled' fraudster. Certainly doesn't mean disabled people in general are fraudsers.

As a diehard Atheist I thought the Family Guy episode ripping the piss out of Atheists was superb.
 
Yes, 25% of the population of Manchester aren't working.
Most of them are playing for Manchester city.

Paul Merton
 
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An Arsenal fan and a Tottenham fan went into a travel agents, “we are looking for a holiday on the south coast, where would you recommend"?

"Well" says the travel agent, “you can’t beat Bournemouth"!
 
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