Monday joke (ng)

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[nibbles]

People in Scotland urged to stay indoors until the cold snap blows over.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1858906392150634745

 

[ARFUR CONNELL]

People in Scotland urged to stay indoors until the cold snap blows over.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1858906392150634745

Cold does the opposite for me!

 

[CyberpunkMonk]

 

[timnolongerinbrisban]

 

[timnolongerinbrisban]

 

[LSB2]

I hired a limo for £700 but I didn't realise you had to sort your own driver.

Spent all that money and got nothing to chauffeur it.

 

[Rob_b100]

 

[Gills 58]

Mother to Doctor "My child won't eat fish. What can I replace it with?"

Doctor "A cat, cats love fish"

 

[PuB]

Can’t believe it, my neighbour knocked on my door at 3am this morning!

Luckily I was still up playing the drums

 

[nibbles]

Can’t believe it, my neighbour knocked on my door at 3am this morning!

Luckily I was still up playing the drums

Reminds me of this gag:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1026024778371686401

 

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“Hi Sarah, what are you doing?”

“I’m burying my goldfish”

“That’s a big hole for a goldfish”

“It’s inside your fucking cat”

 

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A guy with two birds of prey does the cleaning at night with the lights off…

Hawk Kestrel Man Hoovers In The Dark

 

[timnolongerinbrisban]