There will be no Nativity this year, because the Three Wise Men face a travel ban; The shepherds have been furloughed; the innkeeper has shut under Tier 3 regulations and a slump in bookings. Santa won't be working, as he would break the rule of Six with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Donner and Blitzen. As for Rudolph, with that red nose, he needs to isolate and take a test...
Little Jimmy didn't go to school one day. When he went on his teacher asked him why he was absent
" My dad got burnt yesterday" he said
" Oh dear" said his teacher, "was it badly"
"Yes" he said," they don't piss about at the crematorium"