On her 67th Birthday, Mandy checked into a hotel, she was lonely, & a little depressed. As it was a hot summer night she decided to treat herself & risk an adventure. "I'll check the phone book & call one of those male escorts / sensual massage adverts", she thought.
She found an ad & decided to call.
"Good evening, madam, how can I help you?"
He sounded quite sexy!...
Afraid she would lose her nerve - she gushed "I see that you offer a great massage. I'd like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got. you can tie me up, cover me in chocolate and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready! Now how does that sound?”
He said, "That sounds fantastic, madam, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."