Met office warning - stay out of the sun (N/G)

GRSGimmer

Vital Squad Member
So it is now official - "stay out of the sun" according to the latest Met office warning. I never buy that crap newspaper anyway.
 
Difficult in these Financial Times to do much other than maintain your Standard this Evening and be a Messenger for Kent
 
Does this Herald and a new chapter in the Chronicle of Rochester, Chatham and Gillingham News or is it the usual Chatham Standard?
 
No, Wayne is a Playboy who reads Reynolds Weekly in his Penthouse which is OK by me even though he prefers the Country Life and is often a Spectator at Gills away matches.
 
WK's prospects were once as bright as a Morning Star when he used to be a Socialist Worker but it all went up in a Big Flame and now he just plays The Dalesman.
 
This thread started out quite happy and Dandy but it seems the longer this threads goes on The Grocer the puns get.

I do think some of us need to Take a Break, maybe have a drink (in this Heat a Cosmopolitan cocktail might be good), and think what they want to say before they pop into Chat mode again. No one wil take my advice but That's Life!
 
This thread started out quite happy and Dandy but it seems the longer this threads goes on The Grocer the puns get.

I do think some of us need to Take a Break, maybe have a drink (in this Heat a Cosmopolitan cocktail might be good), and think what they want to say before they pop into Chat mode again. No one wil take my advice but That's Life!
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