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Match Thread: Shrewsbury Town v Lincoln City

I have two broken subbuteo players and a weeble who are better football players than Callum Morton. He reminds me of the plague of my life as a chief software engineer: the 110%, utterly committed, first-in-last-out, totally on-message fuckwit.

Does anyone know why there weren't any ginger subbuteo players? Or Weebles for that matter? Or am I just being all woke and stuff?