Gazgecko - 10/2/2018 19:06
Easy. Build some enormous spaceships to evacuate the entire population to a new world (there’s bound to be a few, that Brian Cox is always banging on). Each ship holds specific sections of the population:
Ship 1. Thinkers and doers. Scientists, academics, legislators, farmers, medics etc.
Ship 2. General population. Normal people.
Ship 3. Irrelevants. Lawyers, hairdressers, football journalists, children’s tv presenters, Nigel Farage.
The ships are pre-programmed with galactic satnav to get to the new planet, except Ship 3 which gets sent to the opposite end of the universe (ssh, don’t tell them). Job done. Population reduced.
Feel free to add more groups to ship 3 and I’ll accommodate them into the plan. I’ll start you off: Man U fans.
As Mayor Vaughn said in The League of Gentlemen; “You’re very f*cking welcome.”
