Man found 'masturbating vigorously' in Portland, says he did it because

[mike_field]

he hates the city

http://wjla.com/news/offbeat/man-found-masturbating-vigorously-in-portland-says-he-did-it-because-he-hates-the-city

Well it's an excuse I suppose.

 

[Stephen Jay Hawkings]

What a ******

 

[BBJ]

Did the city rub him up the wrong way then?

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

"Singin' we hate, oh we hate the City, we hate the, we hate the Blues,
We hate the, we hate the City, and we love it when the b*stards lose."

Next time Villa Park sings that one, I will now have a hideous image in my head of some saddo cracking one off outside The Sty :19:

 

[sirdennis]

Lol. It makes me wonder what a hard brexit really means.

 

[kefkat]

That really showed them, didn't it :14:

 

[kefkat]

That really showed them, didn't it :14:

 

[Melon Donkey]

At least the police got a firm grip on the situation quickly.

 

[Pride of Lions]

What a dickhead.....


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[col8]

Masturbating vigorously as opposed to just masturbating, at least he give a toss.