Man 'cements microwave to his head'

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An internet "prankster" had to be freed by firefighters after cementing his head inside a microwave oven.

West Midlands Fire Service said it took an hour to free the man after they were called to a house in Fordhouses, Wolverhampton.


Wolverhampton!! :59: :59: :59:

There really are no words... :68:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150

Natural selection really should have been allowed to take its course

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That is genuinely one of the most hilarious stories I have ever heard.

Who would even think of it in the first place, let alone actually doing it?!!
 
Stories like this piss me off.

Caller- fire service please there has been an accident and people are trapped in their car.

Operator- I'm sorry they can't come because they are busy dealing with some complete fuck wits.
 
Melon Donkey - 8/12/2017 07:58

Stories like this piss me off.

Caller- fire service please there has been an accident and people are trapped in their car.

Operator- I'm sorry they can't come because they are busy dealing with some complete fuck wits.
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I remembered the good old days when Wolverhampton had two fire engines.
 
Apparently, there are calls for the Fire Brigade to bill the idiot(s) for their time for such a stupid prank.

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The moron was on Midlands today. He’s seriously thick. It cost more than600 and tied up vital services. He just takes the piss. And he wasn’t cemented in. It was polyfilla. Not remotely the same thing.

Utter tosser. Hope he gets a good kicking.
 
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