Korea at war?

I spent the morning watching Vice's thing on North Korea. They are pretty intense. They've got 2m army dudes ready to rock.

Apparently, the south think they can win but not without getting their shit fucked up so they don't want to throw down.
 
Last time the North were going ape shit the hackers group anonymous fucked up there computers so give em a bell someone they can have this lot aiming their missiles at themselves.
 
With jokes like that you could probably do stand-up part time, but I doubt you could make a Korea out of it.