Jonah's Really REALLY Interesting Thread

[Melon Donkey]

Out last green bin collection until March happened today in exemplary fashion.

At least I am relieved of the fortnightly stress of the said collection for a while.

Is that garden waste?

 

[sirdennis]

Is that garden waste?

Yes.

 

[Melon Donkey]

Yes.

Oh dear.

We have our garden waste collected all year round.

 

[sirdennis]

Oh dear.

We have our garden waste collected all year round.

 

[DeanoVilla]

I managed to get my Tag sold towards the operation today. Paypal though, seem to hold up every payment transfer to me at the moment, the chumps.

Don't you mean Dennis Mortimer's tag?

 

[Melon Donkey]

Morning all

 

[Pride of Lions]

Morning all...

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

Morning all.

 

[wittonite]

Morning all

 

[sirdennis]

Morning all.

Slightly late on parade this morning after being bothered by a late night text pest.

 

[The Fear]

Goooooooood morning Vital Villans

#freethefearone

 

[Trekker]

Morning all.
I was distracted this morning by activity next door but 1. I think we might be getting a dog breeder moving in! He’s got a gorgeous American Bully XL pup and he’s making the garden into a fortification!

 

[Trekker]

Warning contains distressing content.
I’ve been made aware that there are “people” who don’t have their cutlery draw in the order (from left to right)
Knives
Forks
Spoons
Teaspoons
(Teaspoons may be in a horizontal rather than vertical orientation)

Can this be true? Do such people walk amongst us? Do they deserve the vaccine?

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

Warning contains distressing content.
I’ve been made aware that there are “people” who don’t have their cutlery draw in the order (from left to right)
Knives
Forks
Spoons
Teaspoons
(Teaspoons may be in a horizontal rather than vertical orientation)

Can this be true? Do such people walk amongst us? Do they deserve the vaccine?

I believe it is a legal requirement where I live that the cutlery drawer order is as follows (L-R):

Forks / Knives / Spoons / Teaspoons on the horizontal (as you say)

The key is that forks must be to the left of the knives in whatever set up you are using.

 

[Villan57]

Our cutlery drawer goes from front to back not side to side.
Knives furthest away at the back away from little hands

 

[Melon Donkey]

I can happily confirm that the cutlery draw at Melon Towers is arranged as per detailed by Mr Trekker .

Anything different is quite frankly shameful.

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

Since when do forks go to the right of knives??!

No wonder this country is going to hell in a handcart.

#anarchy #clueless

 

[Melon Donkey]

Since when do forks go to the right of knives??!

No wonder this country is going to hell in a handcart.

#anarchy #clueless

Well I am left handed so i do not approve of your casual racism against persons like myself.

 

[sirdennis]

I am left handed.

The cutlery draw is not my department. FACT.

 

[The Fear]

Spoon
Fork
Knives
Steak knives
Collection of other knives

Teaspoons in the horizontal direction