I washed my mini... not a euphemism
I grow a pretty disappointing beard, it has to be said.
It actually doesn't have to be said, re my beard, at all, no one can force me to say it, I have said it via freedom of will and indeed speech
I once reported a lampost that was no longer giving light
Tomorrow I know not, whether I shall go to Sainsbury, or not.
Some of these sentences have a full stop, some don't, see what I care for your punctuation conventions.
I have a mate who grows a beard within 24 hours, we call him hairy, hairy, fuck face. But not directly to him, Deano gets very upset at being called rude names.
I shall never reveal the identity of who we called hairy, hairy, fuck face.
DOH.
I have sorted out an Anthurium.
I had thought I had to pay some extra tax, I now don't, this makes me happy, so I have bought a 2 metre high plant in my honour.
Hydroponics, it's all about the H20 you know.
Oh and owe, sound the same, but mean different things.