Jonah's Really REALLY Interesting Thread

Today. The last day of July. How the hell are we almost in August. Youre damn right. August in the morning. Im not happy that summer is slipping through our fingers, far too fast. Long hot summer so says Paul Weller. He was on point.

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Have you ever had the "you've never realised how ill you were, until you started getting better" feeling?

Yup that's me. I won't gross you with details as it's about women's stuff, however I havent been right in myself for about 6 weeks.

I finally seen the Dr on an emergency appointment today, I got the antibiotics I didn't know I needed as the symptoms weren't presenting as usual, and I've been asleep on/off today.

These antibiotics are stronger ones than they usually give me for this; they are certainly working. I have t felt this good in 6 weeks before my holidays. I've only just started on them too.

If I've confused you, staying confused is probably the best as you really wouldn't want a low down on my medical health recently.

I dont want any of you gagging on your breakfast in the morning when you roam in here 🤣
 
back home today, thank god, the mrs was helping her mom on to the stairlift last nite and her mom fell back on her, it looks like she could have broke a bone in her foot,,i managed to pull the mother in law up and she nearly pulled me arm out the socket,, but tomorrow is another day,,,seanie
 
chicovilla said:
Wife has left me....gone to Thailand of all places. And i thought that was where middle age fat blokes were supposed to go.

Turns out she plans on coming back after her 2 week jolly. Hopefully her suitcase will be full of Asian delights. (Not those kind you pervs)
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My 2nd son went to live there 4 years ago. He wasn't/isn't fat nor middle aged. He is now happily married to a beautiful Thai girl. Yes he is ex pat rich. He is 37 now
 
sirdennis said:
Morning all.
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times have certainly changed, fri nite, was our last nite at mother in laws, i was passing the harry hotspur public house, now called the bengali dragon out for a walk, having crossed over the road, there was a family sitting around the garden table enjoying themselves,,all of a sudden, im not joking a massive plume of smoke came gushing out of one of the adults mouth, and followed me down the road , bloody vapes,,seanie
 
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