JoMU - the state they are in

[johnkelv]

Oily is telling the truth, how will this debt laden club fing the money for a spendathon this summer, maybe his agent has had better offers for his client, he is worth more than 200K a week.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...-new-200-000-week-Manchester-United-deal.html

 

[johnkelv]

 

[Skoorb]

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This sort of graphic is inconvenient and distracting from the glorious free flowing stylish football which should be the real story - How Oily turned these average footballers, guys he spotted kicking around in non-league football# before coaching them to great heights and the team into the World Class Footballing Behemoth/Juggernaut/Colossus* that are swatting aside all opposition on their imperious drive to conquering the globe and winning every competition possible. Apart from the League Cup. They were dumped out of that......oh and maybe the Premier League where they still are 11 points behind the leaders, oh yes and the Elite European footballing competition The Champions League, they were dumped out of that too.....

#This is a myth which is inherited from Taggart who it was said grew the Class of '92 from embryos
*Choose any one from the three options

 

[johnkelv]

Good news for City, Oily gets a new contract

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/

 

[johnkelv]

More trouble for Oily, but I have no sympathy for the player, maybe he needs to train and play better to get picked.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/donny-van-de-beek-wants-23731626

 

[johnkelv]

At the end of the season they need to add the Pog

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...-Uniteds-10-flops-Premier-League-history.html

 

[Rising]

At the end of the season they need to add the Pog

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...-Uniteds-10-flops-Premier-League-history.html

The Pog is an enigma. He is talented but so half-arsed all the time. Can conjure up the odd bit of magic now and again but nowhere near often enough.
He’s too busy thinking about his next haircut. Since he’s had a gazillion different ones, he and his barber must be running out of ideas.

 

[Rising]

Rag fans are glory-hunting twats. Yet again, they turn on their own when it doesn’t go their way.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56478792

 

[johnkelv]

Rag fans are glory-hunting twats. Yet again, they turn on their own when it doesn’t go their way.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56478792

The social media platforms should be held to account for allowing these vile posts and the offenders need to be prosecuted, pretty easy to trace them.

 

[Skoorb]

This is something they have done before, no? Unless he was injured last weekend but he scored their only goal so i suspect not.

Mason Greenwood: Manchester United striker withdraws from England Under-21s squad https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56502131

 

[johnkelv]

Slab head the crim should have gave away a pen

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/index.html

 

[Rising]

Charming, aren’t they.
Rotten club through and through.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-56529599

 

[Skoorb]

Now, it is very mean to have a laugh at another club’s expense and it would be rude to do so..........

Who am I kidding? This is JoMU, the self-styled Biggest Mostest Richest Club in the World (really, in their own minds), the same people who had that f**king banner up for decades taking the p*ss.

So ,,,,,,,

Manchester United drop out of top three on Forbes' most valuable club list https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56725539

 

[johnkelv]

Now, it is very mean to have a laugh at another club’s expense and it would be rude to do so..........

Who am I kidding? This is JoMU, the self-styled Biggest Mostest Richest Club in the World (really, in their own minds), the same people who had that f**king banner up for decades taking the p*ss.

So ,,,,,,,

Manchester United drop out of top three on Forbes' most valuable club list https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56725539

Give it another 2/3 years, and we will move into the top three.

 

[Colin Is The King]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1388624282834673667

 

[Skoorb]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1388624282834673667

Good to hear

 

[johnkelv]

Poor Oily, all you have to do is take a sheet from the Pep hymn book, use your squad, and get on with it

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-utd-ole-gunnar-solskjaer-24056989

 

[Rising]

Poor Oily, all you have to do is take a sheet from the Pep hymn book, use your squad, and get on with it

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-utd-ole-gunnar-solskjaer-24056989

You have to laugh.
It’s no good ’slamming the powers that be’, it wasn’t they who rioted and caused the postponement you moron, it was your own fans.

 

[Skoorb]

Poor Oily, all you have to do is take a sheet from the Pep hymn book, use your squad, and get on with it

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-utd-ole-gunnar-solskjaer-24056989

This is quite frankly BS. Fake news.

Their fixture list is:-
9th - Villa
11th - Assassins
13th Liverpool failed ™
18th - Fulham

I make the gap between 9th- 18th inclusive 10 (ten) days. But as the majority of JoMU fans can't get that far on their fingers to check they will just swallow this BS and claim they are hard done by.

 

[Rising]

Manchester United suffer training kit deal blow after fan protests against Glazer family

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57047080