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Joke of the day.


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A Portsmouth woman was so depressed she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea but just before she was about to do it a handsome young man stopped her.

You have so much to live for said the young man, I'm a sailor and tomorrow we are off to Australia. I can stow you away on my ship, care for you and bring you food everyday and keep you happy.

With nothing to lose plus the fact she always wanted to go to Australia she accepted.

That night he smuggled her on board and hid her in a small but comfortable part of the hold. From then on every night he would bring her some food, a nice bottle of wine and he would make love to her until dawn.

After a couple of weeks she was found by the captain, who asked her what she was doing.

She explained about the young man and said he brings me food and wine every night oh and he's screwing me.

He certainly is replied the captain, this is the Isle of White ferry