Joe Hart | Vital Football

Joe Hart

https://mobile.twitter.com/half_biscuit/status/921476694283874304/video/1
 
Don't know about darn sarf, but that level of fuck-up is usually trained out of you in the north-east by the time you are about 6.
 
his wiki say's 'As a schoolboy, he was an equally competent cricketer'.

Let's hope he wasn't wicket-keeper.