Jess go to bed!

[mike_field]

 

[startleddragon]

fuck off dad

 

[mike_field]

How would you like me to fuck off?

 

[startleddragon]

violently and with great disgust

 

[mike_field]

That's something for your mother to decide!

Bed or I cancel your phone!

 

[Stephen Jay Hawkings]

How dare you speak to your old man like that.

Is he your old man?

Why does Mike look like clouds now?

Am I drunk?

 

[startleddragon]

How dare you speak to your old man like that.

Is he your old man?

Why does Mike look like clouds now?

Am I drunk?

dad said yeah, you're drunk. but he doesn't want to upset you as long as the toaster is still on offer.

i have no idea what the heck he's talking about.

the clouds is a photo i took. he likes it, i think its crap.

dad says "this is how i bring up the people who will take care of me when i need my bum wiped".

he's really drunk. please help me.

 

[Stephen Jay Hawkings]

Well good luck with that then!

PS, I offered him a good deal on an old toaster, he's very keen on it. That's all you need to know about that. lol

 

[mike_field]

Nobody escapes daddy on a Friday night SJH!

She seemed to be enjoying herself anyway (Babylon 5 or all things was our evening viewing!) and sent me a rather rude PM that I've only noticed this morning!

That said, if she starts lurking I might have to begin behaving myself!

 

[HeathfieldRoad1874]

No!!! Not another one. We can't cope with the one we've got, what are we meant to do with a second?

 

[mike_field]

 

[HeathfieldRoad1874]

 

[mike_field]

I have no solutions, only problems.