It's official - The World is out to get Chelsea

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Skoorb

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Finally the great conspiracy is revealed. Bigger than the cover up over who shot JFK. Larger than the mystery of where Jimmy Hoffa's body is hidden. More enormous than the location of Shergar. Even more ginormous than the faking of the moon landings (which I don't believe btw)..........bigger than Big Ben apparently.

Everyone inovolved in football is conspiring against Chelsea according to their patient, kind, non- manipulative, utterly non-machieavellian manager Jose Moaninho.

Here is the list so far:
Ball boys (from previous pronouciations)
People
Pundits
You (specifically the guy interviewing him after yesterday's draw v S'ton)
Commentators
Coaches from other teams

The fact that he omitted officials, the PL and the FA is less of an oversight and more of the proof that this arch hypocrite was being very calculated in what he said. In doing so he has avoided a charge and touchline ban. That was quite deliberate. What goes on in his head between the conclusion of a game and what he says in the pm interviews astounds me. He comes up with some real good 'uns ispn short order.

True to form the media have fallen for it hook, line and sinker and delivered the headlines he wanted. His claim was that all the people listed above influence referees to make decisions against his team. He cited recent events involving Ivanovic and Cahill as 'non incidents' and part of the overall 'campaign' to deny his ultra virtuous players their destiny.

Sadly he had a point in that the officials got the decision wrong yesterday in respect of the penalty not given for his side. But his clear intention in making this outrageous claim is to achieve exactly the impact that he is claiming is already on officials - he wants them to think twice before NOT giving decisions in his team's favour.

Another reason why I cannot abide this utter twat of a man.

His reaction is in stark contrast to that of Pellegrini after the decision in our recent match against, ironically, the same opponents Southampton where Aguero was clearly fouled by Fonte in the penalty area but no spot kick was awarded and Aguero received a booking. Calm, measured and decent. Three adjectives which can never be applied to Moaninho. I know who I would prefer as City's manager and it isn't the Portuguese berk.

However the fact both these decisions were given in favour of the same team at key points in the game against two of the teams challenging for the title this seasonis a bit strange (queue spooky music from The Twilight Zone.......) :148:
 
Hate the man.

But his team will get every marginal decision in their next game because of these remarks.

Dickhead? Yes. But a clever dickhead
 
Absolutely fifth. Completely calculated comments. I was wondering how close his rivals would have to get before he started the so-called 'mind games'. He made these comments before City played Burnley and failed so poorly to take advantage of their slip. Fearing the worst he sought to get his retaliation in first, plant seeds of doubt in the minds of officials and deflect attention from the points dropped by his team. It wasn't their fault. It is all down to the officials.

I don't think he has in any way the same malign level of influence within the corridors of power that Slur Alex wielded but nevertheless the arch hypocrite is still seeking to gain an advantage by effectively slandering everyone.

Despicable little man.
 
So, in the news this morning it appears ref Anthony Taylor has apologised to Maureen for his gaffe.
Where is Mike Jones apology to Pellegrini for that disgraceful booking of Aguero?

 
FFS! I wouldn't mind but it looks, although it's fairly hard to tell tbf, that Fabregas initiated that contact ie he went looking for the penalty.
 
What about the three stone wallers in the Derby, one of them when Aguero was fouled twice in the same move

They are all out to get us. :eek:
 
1. Oliver's apology is a joke. Jones's singular failure to acknowledge his 'clear and obvious mistake' when awarding a free kick to Southampton and booking Aguero is pretty poor. As an aside I really fail to see how a red card can be rescinded on this basis but a yellow card cannot be subject to the same test! :doh!: It is ridiculous that obvious errors cannot be corrected and the affected player's record 'reset' (& potentially the impact on the club if the player is suspended due to the accumulation of yellow cards)

2. That graphic from Sky is a joke. FFS they haven't included the Premier League Champions of 2014? goodness me could there be a starker example of the traditioanl bias that hunts the broadcasters?
 
That graphic from Sky didn'go past Mike Wedderburn, he would have launched it into the deep deep recesses of the internet ether where no sane person treads, its full of pictures of Jimmy saville and that ilk...... Oh and manure fans in scary stages of undress....(sorry Slur Alex,)
 
I see that moaninho has been charged by the FA over his comments and in a fit of pique he will now not be attemding ths club's press conference on Friday thereby compounding the belief that he is an utter twat of the highest order.

Once again I trust they throw the book at him. Fat lot of good it will do.
 
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