BodyButter
Vital Football Legend
I've just seen Mad Max Fury Road and I'm pretty sure it's how the writer imagines Bane would get on on a night out in London.
I know, hear me out.
Bane probably doesn't know London so well so he decides to go for a wander. He ends up in Stringfellows where he gets restless and 'accidentally' lets some of the girls out. He knows that's a big no-no in clubland so he legs it with the girls.
It's all going swimmingly until the girls starting moaning about being pregnant, my feet hurt, all the usual. Oul Pete and his boys come after them across the 'desert' of Oxford Street late at night.
Bane realises that there is no booze to be had out there but there is booze back at the club and while Stringo and the boys are out after him, there is nobody guarding the club. So, he doubles back to the club to get some 'water' only to run into Stringers and the gang.
It all kicks off and Stringy gets his face pulled off. Bane takes a few kicks but he'll survive.
When he gets back to Stringfellow's he sees what a bunch of mongs they are and how tacky the club is and can't believe he went through all that hassle so he necks his drink and walks off into the night.
I know.
You'll probably need to watch it again now.
I know, hear me out.
Bane probably doesn't know London so well so he decides to go for a wander. He ends up in Stringfellows where he gets restless and 'accidentally' lets some of the girls out. He knows that's a big no-no in clubland so he legs it with the girls.
It's all going swimmingly until the girls starting moaning about being pregnant, my feet hurt, all the usual. Oul Pete and his boys come after them across the 'desert' of Oxford Street late at night.
Bane realises that there is no booze to be had out there but there is booze back at the club and while Stringo and the boys are out after him, there is nobody guarding the club. So, he doubles back to the club to get some 'water' only to run into Stringers and the gang.
It all kicks off and Stringy gets his face pulled off. Bane takes a few kicks but he'll survive.
When he gets back to Stringfellow's he sees what a bunch of mongs they are and how tacky the club is and can't believe he went through all that hassle so he necks his drink and walks off into the night.
I know.
You'll probably need to watch it again now.
