Is It True? John McGinn

[The Fear]

A couple of mates and myself were talking about John McGinn in whatsapp. It was a high level chat, we said:

He's being considered as the Premiership Player of the season despite playing in the Championship.

Next Scottish prime minister surely? Ans: No, he'll be made President of the USA despite them not allowing foreigners.

He’ll definitely be the first man to land on Mars. Ans: pretty sure he's already done it, and run all round and came back... on the same day



I'm told the latest is John McGinn is so good, he's being sent to Europe to sort out Brexit.


And so on... fill yer boots folks!!!

 

[OVB]

A couple of mates and myself were talking about John McGinn in whatsapp. It was a high level chat, we said:

He's being considered as the Premiership Player of the season despite playing in the Championship.

Next Scottish prime minister surely? Ans: No, he'll be made President of the USA despite them not allowing foreigners.

He’ll definitely be the first man to land on Mars. Ans: pretty sure he's already done it, and run all round and came back... on the same day



I'm told the latest is John McGinn is so good, he's being sent to Europe to sort out Brexit.


And so on... fill yer boots folks!!!

The sun sets when John McGinn tells it to, not a second before

 

[The Fear]

I'm told he eats nails instead of porridge for breakfast.

 

[Villan57]

John McGinn's Twin sister was made from one of his ribs

 

[The Fear]

John McGinn doesn't need to walk on water, he just hovers over it.

 

[DeanoVilla]

John McGinn is a Scottish midfielder who plays for Aston Villa.

 

[The Fear]

John McGinn is a Scottish midfielder who plays for Aston Villa.

 

[sirdennis]

He built the new 12 storey office block in town on his own.

 

[DeanoVilla]

He left his house to go for a quick jog this morning. He's just posted a selfie of himself in front of the Sydney Opera House.

 

[Claret & Blue Blood]

Dean Smith told John McGinn that he was responsible for the walls at free kicks. When he asked Dean how he wanted the walls built he was told "just make them how you want".
He promptly went off and built Hadrians Wall, the Wailing Wall and the Great Wall of China.

 

[Frossum]

John McGinn is so good he has played the entire season with two broken legs... imagine what he will do when fully fit

 

[northamptonvillan]

For the YRA and Tesco bags;

John McGinn,
he likes his gin,
if drinks too much,
then he'll fill you in.

Hard as nails,
He eats raw snails
And drinks Irn Bru,
To put wind in his sails.

The play offs are here,
So says Jonathon Fear,
If you're Albion or Leeds,
He'll stick his "bagpipe" in your ear.

 

[Tomy-Flemba]

I've heard McGinn can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

 

[Liononthebed]

badass john told chuck Norris to sit down, john Wayne to sit in the corner and superman to put his pants on before his trousers.
But even the big mac was no match for lord Smith.

 

[The Fear]

I've heard McGinn can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

 

[ironside]

John McGinn is a grandmaster at 3 dimensional chess. Checkmate in two moves.

 

[Tomy-Flemba]

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into John McGinn while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic

 

[The Fear]

John McGinn has been banned from countdown because he has the answer before the clock starts

 

[JuanPabloAngel]

*Gratuitous Rachel Riley image alert*

 

[The Fear]