Interview A Vital Villan - Clivethevillan

The Fear

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
A new ish idea that we've done before :3:

lol

So, lets do a few interviews, can be funny or 'serious' questions. Lets try to not have too many at once and maybe we merge them later for prosperity.

So... questions to Clivethevillan
 
1) are you as nutty as a fruit bat... or as fruity as a nut bat?

2) how are the fish, you've gone very quiet about them recently :69:

3) wtf happened to your shed?!
 
1) DEFO and silly question when you already knew the answer deeeer :13:

2) :91: Nice day today

3) She is re-painted into her true glory and awaiting my mini gym when i get it and power line to be added by June ish

Anymore important questions please don't hestitate to ask, om here to please :12:

The fish am well tbh Fear dude, my ''GAY'' guppies as yo lot call em am thriving along with millies, thats all i got now is mollies and gay guppies but they have expanded having loooooads of babies (dirty litlle randy buggers) so may have to get another tank this year tbh
 
Now can we turn this thread into on a scale of 1 to 10 how whacky yo lot think i am, i would be honoured
 
Come on then gents, this is your chance to pick the brains of our very own Clive!

4) Elsa settling in then?

And yes, guppies are just SO gay... feed them to some decent fish!
 
5) when you were younger and at school did you ever experiment sexually with other lads?

6) did you swallow or spit?

7) do you prefer superman, batman or Spider-Man? ?
 
LOL

Fear, 4) Yeah she is, getting bigger by the day and plenty walkies!!! And telling me to get my Guppies killed is EVIL!!

Skeggy) 5) No i don't think i was good looking enough tbh
6) SPIT defo IF I DID that is!!
7) Toughest question yet tbh,,,,erm Spiderman cos thats all i have to watch thesedays with my eldest so om pretty expertish on Spidey

SirDen, 8)No comment.
 
When you dont go down the Villa or we are away do you still hide in the Kitchen or can you bear to watch since Sherwoods arrival ? lol
 
Merlin128777 - 27/4/2015 12:59

When you dont go down the Villa or we are away do you still hide in the Kitchen or can you bear to watch since Sherwoods arrival ? lol
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:19: I will confirm i nowadays mix it up either the living room or the kitchen but i admit the kitchen is my place and i know my place!!

TBH now the kids am getting more into Villa and watch for periods with me but it does get annoying when my 3 year old was shouting ''Goooooal'' when Citeh scored there second goal, i admit i nearly sent him for adoption,,,,,this close :17:
 
Made me chuckle i must say, LOL and yo lot think i am menkal this thread makes me feel reading back the whacky prat i really am tbh
 
What's your favourite cheese? (just to keep Fear and Trekker happy)


If you could be any womble, which one would you be and why?


What's the longest thing you've ever written without relapsing into Yam Yam?


Are you and Lenny Henry the same person? I don't believe you've ever been seen in the same room at the same time so.........


Is dark matter really just the contents of Fear's wallet?


Where do you stand on quantum theory, the Copenhagen interpretation or the many worlds theory?


If the Red Dwarf race of the Gelfs really existed, would the expresion "Don's had worse" still be a universal truth?


How Hi is a Chinaman?

 
Schrödinger - what was that guy on?


Was the aforementioned Scrödinger a brilliant physicist that designed important and interesting thought experiments or just an animal abuser?

 
Clive,
1. Do you think we should take on some of the refugees currently squatting in Italy?

2. Who would win a fight a man with no arms or a man with no legs.

3. If you were in the Armed Forces what branch (not fucking tree) would you be in?

4. How did you feel battering Pride into second place last month?



 
col8 - 16/6/2015 17:04

Clive,
1. Do you think we should take on some of the refugees currently squatting in Italy?

2. Who would win a fight a man with no arms or a man with no legs.

3. If you were in the Armed Forces what branch (not fucking tree) would you be in?

4. How did you feel battering Pride into second place last month?
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1 Yeah but only the fit looking refugee babes and oh ok the can bring there kids and hubbies as long as they promise not to rob me

2 no legs cos he would bite the records ankles making the bloke with no arms resort into having to get down on the floor to fight walking straight into the blokes with no legs trap

Tree oh I get it now the royal engineers I tried to join when I was 18 but my eyes being crap stopped me us being thick May have hindered me a tad

4 Still Jizzin about it tbh
 
col8 - 16/6/2015 17:04

Clive,
1. Do you think we should take on some of the refugees currently squatting in Italy?

2. Who would win a fight a man with no arms or a man with no legs.

3. If you were in the Armed Forces what branch (not fucking tree) would you be in?

4. How did you feel battering Pride into second place last month?
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1 Yeah but only the fit looking refugee babes and oh ok the can bring there kids and hubbies as long as they promise not to rob me

2 no legs cos he would bite the feckers ankles making the bloke with no arms resort into having to get down on the floor to fight walking straight into the blokes with no legs trap

Tree oh I get it now the royal engineers I tried to join when I was 18 but my eyes being crap stopped me us being thick May have hindered me a tad

4 Still Jizzin about it tbh
 
ClivetheVillan - 16/6/2015 17:15

col8 - 16/6/2015 17:04

Clive,
1. Do you think we should take on some of the refugees currently squatting in Italy?

2. Who would win a fight a man with no arms or a man with no legs.

3. If you were in the Armed Forces what branch (not fucking tree) would you be in?

4. How did you feel battering Pride into second place last month?
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:19: :19:

1 Yeah but only the fit looking refugee babes and oh ok the can bring there kids and hubbies as long as they promise not to rob me

2 no legs cos he would bite the records ankles making the bloke with no arms resort into having to get down on the floor to fight walking straight into the blokes with no legs trap

Tree oh I get it now the royal engineers I tried to join when I was 18 but my eyes being crap stopped me us being thick May have hindered me a tad

4 Still Jizzin about it tbh
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Yup fooking nutz
 
This feature didn't really work out as planned, no one started any further ones! :3:
 
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