Insurance Advice

The Fear

A Wise Man (once sat next to him)
Just Like You Can Get Insurance For Cars, Property, Sports etc.,

You Can Now Get Insurance For Sex !!


Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

To assist, please find a list of companies catering for most tastes :-


a). Sex with your wife - Legal & General.


b). Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.


c). Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.


d). Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

e). Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.

f). Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

g). Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.

h). Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability.

i). Sex with an OAP - Saga.

j). Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident.



. . . . . . . . . finally



k). Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com



Make sure you are adequately covered
 
Err, whats "sex". As a slightly older person I have just insured my car with Saga. Could'nt find anywhere on their site offering sex. Oh well will stick to driving.
 
Sex in a 70's car - Aviva
Sex with a premature ejaculator - Swift cover
Sex when you're married - Privelege
 
upthevilla - 21/11/2014 21:21

Sex in a 70's car - Aviva
Sex with a premature ejaculator - Swift cover
Sex when you're married - Privelege

:1: :19:
 
DeanoVilla - 21/11/2014 21:39

What's sex?

How you made your baby Deano :15: I hope that helps you understand the birds and the bees JF didn't teach you about :19: