Walthy most of the rest are injured....their egos and pride and most importantly their mental health are questionable and they are in no fit shape to win any matches in the foreseeable future.........get the psychiatrist in pronto ....
Loris .....what the fcuk is going on in front of me?
Aurier.....doh!
Dier....what the fcuk is going on in front of me? But I do love a good hooof
Tobby.....why am I playing with the likes of numpties like Sissoko and Aurier on my side of the pitch?
Regulon......Why do we not attack why does my team defend so deep? Why do we get nose bleeds if we go over the halfway line?
Hodjberger....I cant do everything in midfield on my own to stop the opposition...I need help ...please ...is there no football God? Soton look good...sigh!
Ndom.......I am very much enjoying twirling and dancing with the ball as I do not have to run so much
Lo Celso...Why do we not attack and why am I the only one who kmows the direction of their goal and can make a forward run and pass?
Winks...I would not mind but it is not as if the players being picked ahead of me are any better than me!! Gotta get outta here! I get more games for England.
Son....If harry has an off day I never get the ball or a chance to glorify myself
Harry if Son has an off day and does not run into space I have no one the pass to and fcuk all this energy spent defending...
Moura.. love to run around a lot
.........in circles of course
Bergjwin...why iz eet that the goals in the UK so small?
Bale...can't wait for the spring and a decent round of golf....my chip shots need some work
Ali...is the football pitch that big oblong area with grass on?
The rest..FFS we never get a look in......still the dosh aint bad.....
The boss...ego maniac...when we win I am a genius, when we lose the players have let me down again...