If you could appear on Room 101, what would you put in

H

holtelower

Vital Football Hero
I have often deliberated this over the years. I would love to be on the show, I could quite passionately convince Frank to put them in.

So what are the three things you would put in.

Mine would be

1. Scousers - I don't even have to explain it, do I !

2. People who pull up at "pay at the pump" petrol pumps then proceed to walk into the kiosk and pay. Our local one is infuriating, 10 pumps, two of them pay at the pump, there could be 7 free, but they still pull up at the two "pay at the pump" ones and then walk in. Aaargh !!!

3. Tends to be women, who sing the national anthem and then sing the last two notes totally wrong. Singing the last "Queen" as a high note - winds me up every time I hear it !
 
Caravans - we have the biggest gathering of caravans I have ever seen in my life just up the road at Arley. The mayhem that they have caused around here for the last couple of days - well to me anyway - I would cheerfully nuke them!!
 
Serving suggestions on food packaging. If you're going to advise me on how to eat my vege burger, can you be a little more imaginative than suggesting a solitary lettuce leaf.

Kerry Katona and Katie Price (need I say any more?)
 
1/ Top of the list is the ex husband. You would have to know the whole story to know why. I am not bitter and angry like I was anymore. Just everywhere he causes chaos and trouble which comes back on my daughter to sort. Though he isn't in the same country as her now (he got deported) he is still causing chaos. You couldn't make it up

2/ Sales phone calls

3/ Velvet and Suede. The feeling of it goes straight through me. Shuddering just writing it
 
Fatty fat fats who wear tracksuits.

People who smoke outside but in the doorway so you still have to walk through a cloud of smoke.

Anything connected with Small Heath.
 
1... If he doesn't get us a buyer, then Randy Lerner for mothballing us after bottling the great privilidge it is to own AVFC. If he does get us a worthy buyer, I'd like to retract and would happily wish him well and give some thanks. So a complicated one. As said, if no buyer then the last few seasons and what we think is happening this summer, plus not dismissing Lambert would deserve room 101

2... Bigots and rude people. Especially people who are rude to waiters, they are not servants or slaves, they are waiters!!

3... People filling my lungs with their filthy cancer sticks down at the pool where one minute you have lovely fresh sea air and the next you have their second hand smoke,
 
Reality tv - has turned television into quantity over quality, and turned people into fame hungry monsters.

Simon Cowell - see above but has no idea on good quality, a Pete Waterman with bigger audience through luck.

The Royal family - take far more than they earn us, don't believe the hype.
 
1. Those people who hang around courtrooms and magistrates offices, the ones who run alongside police vans and bang on the windows swearing at whoever is riding inside. Also to be found on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

2. Clerics/Clergymen of all religions. Pontificating to the masses with 'invariably, a 'thou shalt not' message. Well fuck off, just because you're not getting any don't have a go at me and my admittedly wayward moral compass.

3. Vegetarian fundamentalists. I'm happy for you, just don't be angry with me because I've ordered fillet of baby seal cooked in its own fear. I am allowed to if it's on the menu.
 
holtelower - 24/5/2014 15:02


1. Scousers - I don't even have to explain it, do I !
Click to expand...

Dennis Mortimer?

Peter Withe?

Tony Morley? (Just outside)

I think not.


:22:
 
Gazgecko - 24/5/2014 20:09

3. Vegetarian fundamentalists. I'm happy for you, just don't be angry with me because I've ordered fillet of baby seal cooked in its own fear. I am allowed to if it's on the menu.
Click to expand...

Gazgecko to be handcuffed to Kerry Katona for that comment.
 
Energy Drinks
The Lisbon Treaty
Stan Collymore (after his comments on twitter earlier)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.