If my wife should leave me.......

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Villan Of The North

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........I might allow Jasmine Harman to fill the spce she vacated.


That is all.


 
The only issue is that awful voice, she sounds like a London shop-girl, not a jet setting TV presenter.

 
There are a few of them, now, aren't there. I sometimes miss the days of the BBC and their posh presenters.

There was a beautiful girl on something the other day (can't remember who and what!!) and then she started talking with a Yorkshire accent. It just wasn't right.

Abby Clancy, Tess Daly and even the lovely Cheryl Cole. All fine until they start talking.
 
I know but at least Cheryl's voice is pleasant to listen to, if a bit strongly accented, Jasmine sounds like a parrot immitating a Londoner, very harsh on the ears.........but she looks fantastic and is a real woman rather than a girl. One gets to a certain stage in life when girls are ok to look at but anything more(like a vaguely interesting conversation, never mind anything else) requires a woman......I've now reached that stage or to put it another way, I've joined the ranks of the old gits. lol


 
Wurzel - 20/10/2014 23:00

Who is she?

TV presenter currently co-presenting a property show. She's also worked on The One Show.

[Img=http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/22/video-undefined-18DC0D0E000005DC-694_290x163.jpg]


 
Perhaps not the best photo of her bit it's the very first on one a google search.

 
I hate to tell you this, Ian. You reached that rank a long, long time ago!!!

In general, I do agree. I know it's not very macho, but I do like to talk to them now and then.
 
I like to fool myself that it's just no so Bob.

I realised something a couple of months ago, when I first moved to Norway I always had a good relationship to the missionaries at the church I go to, young guys, mainly room the USA. Back then I was only 5-6 years older than many of them and we shared not only a (nearly) common language but also the same challenges in getting to grips with the Norwegian language.........I'm now the same age as many if their parents(which, from time to time, they inadvertantly point out). How the heck did that happen and where did the time go?
 
I can at least console myself with the knowledge that I am younger than Fear. I knew ther had to be something positive about knowing him. Lol

 
Villan Of The North - 21/10/2014 05:02

Wurzel - 20/10/2014 23:00

Who is she?

TV presenter currently co-presenting a property show. She's also worked on The One Show.

[Img=http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/22/video-undefined-18DC0D0E000005DC-694_290x163.jpg]



Am I getting too old? The first thing that come into my mind was that she's got a nice couple of pillows for me to rest my head.

Second thing that come into my head was..... she'd be ok with the lights dimmed. Or a couple of brown paper bags..... one for me in case hers fell off.....


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Pride of Lions - 21/10/2014 00:37

Villan Of The North - 21/10/2014 05:02

Wurzel - 20/10/2014 23:00

Who is she?

TV presenter currently co-presenting a property show. She's also worked on The One Show.

[Img=http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/22/video-undefined-18DC0D0E000005DC-694_290x163.jpg]



Am I getting too old? The first thing that come into my mind was that she's got a nice couple of pillows for me to rest my head.

Second thing that come into my head was..... she'd be ok with the lights dimmed. Or a couple of brown paper bags..... one for me in case hers fell off.....


:14:

As I said, not the best picture of her but the first one on a google search. It's amazing what some claim to find ugly nowadays but if you were to see the women in their lives they would not be anything close to this:-

[Img=http://media.mademan.com/chickipedia/uploaded_photos/4/4b/jasmine-harman-165570_thumb_585x795.jpeg]


 
Villan Of The North - 20/10/2014 22:19

I can at least console myself with the knowledge that I am younger than Fear. I knew ther had to be something positive about knowing him. Lol

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Villan Of The North - 20/10/2014 21:41

........I might allow Jasmine Harman to fill the spce she vacated.


That is all.

I think you might be better filling the space with a cleaner VOTN as I don't think Jasmine will do cleaning :15:
 
kefkat - 22/10/2014 12:37

Villan Of The North - 20/10/2014 21:41

........I might allow Jasmine Harman to fill the spce she vacated.


That is all.


I think you might be better filling the space with a cleaner VOTN as I don't think Jasmine will do cleaning :15:

It's a big sacrifice......but I'd cope :177: