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if lincoln were a world cup team, who would they be?

I'm hoping by the next World Cup that we'll have made a unilateral declaration of independence and can actually compete as the People's Republic of Lincolnshire.
 
I always thought we were Paraguay. Good to get through the group, give a decent game to a good side in the second round but go out narrowly, defensively sound but not enough up front, red and white striped shirts.
 
But you don't live in Lincolnshire so cannot qualify as leader.

Ah, but I do! Left Nottingham many years ago to return to the fold. But think Stalin - he was from Georgia.

I am already planning my first statue. It will be 31% bigger than Kim Jong Un's!