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I hate what the world is becoming

Yup, people can't look at intent these days, they just jump to the very worst conclusion.

Madness.
 
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What's wrong with singing about date rape anyway?

Nobody can see the funny side of anything any more! :eek::throw:
 
How about between us we try and pen a new song about raping pigs and get that to No.1?

That ass on the swine was a blinder
Gonna give that piggy more pork inside her
The sight of that curly little tail
With permission or not she's getting nailed
 
Radio station takes ridiculous stand to generate virtue-signalling publicity.

People click the links because they love the Metoo stuff or hate the Metoo stuff or think the Metoo stuff has gone too far.

People with common sense are outraged and push back by buying the record.

The record becomes the Christmas number 1.

Everyone is a winner.
 
How's this for a chorus?

Smokey Bacon
Smokey Bacon
Smokey Bacon
Better use some lube
Smokey Smokey Bacon
 
Then I'm thinking maybe Kermit can do a little rap at this point, something about making Miss Piggy give him sexual favours in exchange for acting and singing jobs.
 
I like it Deano, I think you've got the lyrics covered. What's the title?

Whole Lotta Porkin'?
Smells Like Teen Bacon?
I Wanna Be Your Sausage?
 
I used to think that ''Oh come all he faithful'' as a very young child sung has ''oh come all he faithful, joyful and dry elephants'' :yes::rolleyes::LOL:

Is this offensive to elephants I wonder?:hmmm:
 
I like the idea of mixing phrases.

"Bring home the bacon bagel" is a saying I may now adopt as is "Kill 2 birds with 1 scone"