Hurricane Supplies

Andy The Ray

Vital Reserves Team
Theres a chance I may be caught up in a hurricane next week and was wondering what supplies you guys suggest I get. I've been in a fair few so I know the score and know what I need, but you lot living in mostly hurricane free places, what would you get in/ suggest for me to get in to make the impending next few days of misery more bearable?
 
Water, water and some water, a protein/fat/carb source would also come in useful and a diesel generator with backup fuel, an ounce of your favourite herb : )

 
18 to 20 years of age, blonde, big boobies. An on-off/volume switch fitted to her. Perhaps you may want to get in some bottled water and a few groceries. A torch, maybe some candles a laptop to keep up with all things vital. About covers it I think.
 
Hammer, nails and some wood planks. Covers your windows up and basically nail down anything that you feel could 'move'
 
I agree with Biki dude, get the feck out the area and keep your family safe mate, freinds family or even a B&B somewhere til it passes over!
 
lol. no, I answered you Lord Ron... THEN asked Andy how it was going (ie has the hurricane hit yet)
 
A parka.
When I was a kid, in strong winds, we'd put our hands in our pockets then put our arms in the air and it would feel like you were gonna take off. Be ace to try it in a hurricane, cease the opportunity I say!
 
A pick up truck. And some lottery balls with cameras inside.

Go chase that mother ucker down, show it whos boss and make some.dollar.
 
James06 - 29/8/2015 21:36

A parka.
When I was a kid, in strong winds, we'd put our hands in our pockets then put our arms in the air and it would feel like you were gonna take off. Be ace to try it in a hurricane, cease the opportunity I say!

:1: :1: :19: :19: Loved them mate, you could even in ice cold artic weather on the way to school walking slip your hands up into that bit of linen at the end of the sleeves and kept your fingers and hands toasty,,,,,brilliant jackets and am getting my kids one for when they go back to school next week! :17:
 
Essential alert:- ''GAY CAKE'' plenty of gay cake and nothing else will bother you, harm you and the wind will probably whistle ''Hiiiiiii'' as it blows past you leaving you alone!