How Women Think.

Wurzel

Wurzel

Vital Football Legend
A little insight to the workings of a woman's mind. This morning as we got up I heard my wife going downstairs to work. The conversation went as follows :

Me: bye!

Crashing, bumping noises coming from stairs followed by muttered curses

Wife: that's your fault!

Me:no it isn't.

Wife: yes it is I nearly knocked very thing off this shelf!

Me: well that's not my fault.

Wife: Yes it is you said goodbye and I turned around to come and give you a kiss.

Me. How is that my fault?

Wife. IT IS!

Me: OK (whispers) I only said bye.
 
Clearly your fault. Any kind of real man would have been too busy playing Angry Birds on the toilet to even notice she was leaving.
 
As my Dad said to my brother-in-law when he married my sister, "You have a choice, you can either be happy or you can be right"

 
:15: :19: :15: LOL and ofcourse I will have a total opposite view to that.

It's all in the spatial's guys! I borrowed a book from the library once called 'why men don't listen and women can't read maps'

I was furious when I saw the title: Very ingenious title actually. I really enjoyed the book. It wasn't sexist.

The book consisted of how the conclusions of the differences in the spatiels (brain files) between men and women mean we think and do differently. It is how our communication files are laid out in our brains.

Mens communication files just run down the side of the brain and women's run right round the head. Obviously the book explaining in details the whys and wherefore's of the different thinking.

Good read if you are into that sort of thing. Explains alot
 
I just kiss the dog goodbye these days. Saves on Mrs Rev breaking anything. The dog seems to appreciate it.
 
What amazes me, is the way, the mistake you made 10 years ago(which you have no recollection of) suddenly pops up a an argument.
 
Juan Mourep - 26/1/2016 09:43

kefkat - 21/1/2016 13:07

:15: :19: :15: LOL and ofcourse I will have a total opposite view to that.
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Of course you do :6: :6: :6: now run along and get the kettle on.
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Ah get in your tool shed :19: :15: :19: :4: :3:
 
Green Tea - 25/1/2016 20:08

What amazes me, is the way, the mistake you made 10 years ago(which you have no recollection of) suddenly pops up a an argument.
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Try that one the other way around GT it works a treat. Doesn't have to be true just be convincing!
 
My favourite. I'll be watching TV, reading a book or whatever. Minding my own business, not causing anybody any trouble.

What's the matter with you?

Nothing. What do you mean?

Well the atmosphere is terrible. Bad day at work?

No. I was just sitting here reading.

Well the atmosphere is terrible. There must be something wrong?

I was just sitting here reading a book. How can that affect the atmosphere?

See? Why are you shouting?

Because I haven't done anything!

And so it goes on...............................................................!
 
There are only two things that irritate women with regards to men, everything we say & everything we do.

Apart from that its all good.
 
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