How old is Apollyon?

Wow just wow chaps! Harold and Edna reached the final of the beetroot burger eating competition.Cracking work by ArchieWahWah and Blackgold to organise it with 7 competitors this year. Harold's waistcoat was ruined with numerous stains after munching through multiple burgers.Cant wait for next year's as it is rumoured it will be parsnip based.Cracking stuff,bonjourno!
 
Apollyon said:
Let's not talk about @ArchieWahWah chap

He pumped as I was sampling Edith's cucumber parfait, and it proper ruined the mood
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To be fair to ArchieWahWah he had been tasting various vegetables from the allotment that day.It would be parfait the course to release some wind as a result chap.No harm done.
 
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ArchieWahWah chap there are still some tickets available for Bert and the Beetroots playing at the Allotment clubhouse next wednesday chap! Blackgold has put some tickets aside for you behind the bar.Cracking chap!
 
Ingy said:
ArchieWahWah chap there are still some tickets available for Bert and the Beetroots playing at the Allotment clubhouse next wednesday chap! Blackgold has put some tickets aside for you behind the bar.Cracking chap!
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Wednesday?

I thought it was Thursday.

Very well back to it, I have been helping Colin with his cucumber roulades. They always go down well and best get cracking if they are to be ready for Wednesday.

Until Wednesday then - Sayōnara my fellow allotment socialites
 
Newsflash chaps.

Pleased to announce the garden man is finally ready to re landscape my garden from tomorrow. 10am tomorrow is gonna make the American operation in Iran look like a bit of spring pruning.

And all for the very reasonable price of a small car.

Too late for this season but next years radishes are gonna blow burt's socks off.



Oh and thx for asking.
 
radfordinlondon said:
Newsflash chaps.

Pleased to announce the garden man is finally ready to re landscape my garden from tomorrow. 10am tomorrow is gonna make the American operation in Iran look like a bit of spring pruning.

And all for the very reasonable price of a small car.

Too late for this season but next years radishes are gonna blow burt's socks off.



Oh and thx for asking.
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Garden man? Well what about the lady garden does that need some maintenance, did you think about that did you?

I thought not but then why would you?

Thanks for thanking the ask you toad.
 
Barry Goldie said:
Garden man? Well what about the lady garden does that need some maintenance, did you think about that did you?

I thought not but then why would you?

Thanks for thanking the ask you toad.
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Just what are you wittering on about you fool. Hang your head in shame, another great thread ruined. No wonder the allotment folk are leaving in their thousands. Disgraceful disgraceful.

Oh while I remember I found Ted's hanky in Edna's muck pile, can someone let him know. One hundred and eighty.... As you were chaps
 
Wow just wow

When I thought there was little hope of hitting 725, you guys pull it out of the hat.

How's your lawns chaps?

Mines as brown as AdebolaCornflakes gusset
 
Barry Goldie said:
Garden man? Well what about the lady garden does that need some maintenance, did you think about that did you?

I thought not but then why would you?

Thanks for thanking the ask you toad.
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Doubt Mrs radz would let me anywhere close to her lady garden with a sharp instrument.

Thanks for thanking the thanks.
 
Apollyon said:
Ah young Cornflakes chap.

We wasn't expecting you til 726
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He went for surprise and clearly achieved his goal. Maybe we should call him Spanish cornflake cos no one expects him. Although tbf you clearly did expect him.

Its questions such as this that will see us power thru the 720s.
 
radfordinlondon said:
He went for surprise and clearly achieved his goal. Maybe we should call him Spanish cornflake cos no one expects him. Although tbf you clearly did expect him.

Its questions such as this that will see us power thru the 720s.
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Just heard the terrible news that hes still a member of the forum
 
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